Bubba Ray and Lonnie Rent A Boat

Bubba Ray and Lonnie rent a boat and go fishing.

They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore.

Bubba Ray says to the Lonnie, "I hope you marked the spot where we caught all those fish." Lonnie replies, "Yes, I marked an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot." Bubba Ray says to Lonnie sharply, "You idiot. How do you know we'll get the same boat?"

Bubba Ray Nad Lonnie Fishing Trip

Bubba Ray and Lonnie go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, Bubba Ray catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed. Lonnie turns to the Bubba Ray and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"

The Bubba Ray says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"