Watts Bar Lake Cottage

125 BARRIE LANE
KINGSTON, TENNESSEE

Have you been looking for that special place on Watts Bar Lake that you have been dreaming about for years but did not think you could afford it? This could well be the place you are looking for and for only $219,900. This is a very nice cottage on a very private cove off of the Clinch River with a very level lot. Only three miles from I-40 and minutes from Turkey Creek shopping.

Bubba Ray and Lonnie Rent A Boat

Bubba Ray and Lonnie rent a boat and go fishing.

They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore.

Bubba Ray says to the Lonnie, "I hope you marked the spot where we caught all those fish." Lonnie replies, "Yes, I marked an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot." Bubba Ray says to Lonnie sharply, "You idiot. How do you know we'll get the same boat?"

Bubba Ray Nad Lonnie Fishing Trip

Bubba Ray and Lonnie go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, Bubba Ray catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed. Lonnie turns to the Bubba Ray and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"

The Bubba Ray says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

RETIRE ON WATTS BAR LAKE

THIS WOODED WATTS BAR LAKEFRONT LOT IS A NEW LISTING. IDEAL FOR THE PERSON LOOKING FOR A QUIET AND PEACEFUL PLACE TO BUILD THAT DREAM RETIREMENT HOME. 130 FEET OF WATTS BAR LAKE FRONTAGE. GENTLY SLOPING WOODED LOT. ACROSS THE LAKE FROM TENNESSEE NATIONAL. BRING YOUR HOUSE PLANS AN BUILD THAT LAKEFRONT CABIN THAT YOU HAVE ALWAYS DREAMED OF. FISH IN THE MORNINGS AND REST IN THE EVENINGS WITH A GREAT VIEW OF WATTS BAR LAKE. TAKE IT EASY. TAKE TIME TO ENJOY YOUR SURROUNDINGS.

LAKE VIEW LOT IN GRANDE VISTA BAY

THIS IS A NEW LISTING IN GRANDE VISTA BAY. BEAUTIFUL WOODED CORNER LOT WITH AN UNOBSCURED VIEW OF BEAUTIFUL WATTS BAR LAKE. ELEVATED LOT WITH GREAT BUILDING SITE WHICH WILL GIVE YOU PANORAMIC VIEWS OF THE MAIN CHANNEL. LUXURIOUS LIVING AND ONLY MINUTES FROM SHOPPING IN TURKEY CREEK.

FISHING ON WATTS BAR LAKE

Fishermen on WATTS BAR LAKE

Two fishermen were out on the WATTS BAR LAKE when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third joined in. Remarked one of the fisherman,

"That's the first time I've ever seen carp-to-carp walleting."

Lonnie and Bubba Ray Fishing On Watts Bar Lake

LONNIE AND BUBBA RAY ARE QUIETLY FISHING ON WATTS BAR LAKE.
THEY ARE CHEWING TOBACCO AND DRINKING A FEW BEERS WHEN BUBBA SAYS:

" I'M THINKING THAT I'M GONNA DIVORCE THE WIFE...SHE AIN'T SPOKE TO ME IN OVER TWO MONTHS."

LONNIE SPITS OVERBOARD, TAKES A LONG, SLOW SIP OF BEER AND SAYS:

" LONNIE , YOU MIGHT SHOULD THINK THAT OVER......WOMEN LIKE THAT ARE HARD TO FIND!"