OH DEER, OH DEER

I was taking pictures of Watts Bar Lake property today and there was a tame deer wandering around the site. I had my camera with me and took a few pictures. I hope everyone enjoys them.

A THANKSGIVING POEM

BLACK NOVEMBER
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop,

My big brother Mike took me out on the stoop,

Then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow,

And he told me there was something that I had to know;
His look and his tone I will always remember,

When he told me of the horrors of..... Black November;

"Come about August, now listen to me,

Each day you'll get six meals instead of just three,
"And soon you'll be thick, where once you were thin,

And you'll grow a big rubbery thing under your chin; "

And then one morning, when you're warm in your bed,

In'll burst the farmer's wife, and hack off your head;
"Then she'll pluck out all your feathers so you're bald 'n pink,

And scoop out all your insides and leave ya lyin' in the sink;

"And then comes the worst part" he said not bluffing,

"She'll spread your cheeks and pack your rear with stuffing".
Well, the rest of his words were too grim to repeat,

I sat on the stoop like a winged piece of meat,

And decided on the spot that to avoid being cooked,

I'd have to lay low and remain overlooked;
I began a new diet of nuts and granola,

High-roughage salads, juice and diet cola;

And as they ate pastries, chocolates and crepes,

I stayed in my room doing Jane Fonda tapes;
I maintained my weight of two pounds and a half,

And tried not to notice when the bigger birds laughed;

But 'twas I who was laughing, under my breath,

As they chomped and they chewed, ever closer to death;
And sure enough when Black November rolled around,

I was the last turkey left in the entire compound;

So now I'm a pet in the farmer's wife's lap;

I haven't a worry, so I eat and I nap;
She held me today, while sewing and humming,

And smiled at me and said "Christmas is coming..."

WATTS BAR LAKE FROM MY BACK DECK

WATTS BAR LAKE FROM MY BACK DECK THIS MORNING

MAJOR PRICE REDUCTION ON LAKEFRONT LOT IN DOCKS AT CANEY CREEK

The times they are a changing....and so are the prices.

Blue Heron Bluff Lot 59 in the Docks at Caney Creek has been reduced to $124,900.00. This is a lakefront lot in upscale, gated The Docks at Caney Creek.There is a dock permit on file. Are you looking for a peninsula lakefront dockable lot for a good price?

If you are ...

THIS IS IT!!!!!

The Docks at Caney Creek

I just added two new listings in upscale The Docks at Caney Creek. Check out these two lakefront lots on Blue Heron Bluff. Lots 62 & 63 are listed for $135,000 each. There is a dock permit on lot 62.
Panoramic views of Watts Bar Lake. This is a beautiful lakefront lot that just needs you and your house plans.

It's A Lifestyle-Watts Bar Lake

DIRECTIONS:
From Knox, I-40, Exit 350, L to Hwy 70, R. on 70, 3 miles, L. Caney Creek, bear R. across bridge, L. into D@CC, Ron Blue Heron Bluff, lot on R. should be numbered, NO SOP

As usual you can find additional information on my website:

WWW.LakeHomesTN.com

Check out these lots........

WATTS BAR LAKE FRONT A-FRAME

If you have been looking for a weekend waterfront retreat you do not need to look any further. This a-frame has been completely redone and it is ready for you to relax and enjoy Watts Bar Lake.

IT'S A LIFESTYLE-WATTS BAR LAKE

Indian Shadows Drive Lot 99 REDUCED!!!!

Beautiful rolling wooded lake view property in an upscale community. The price on this property has been reduced to $39,900. This is a fantastic deal in Indian Shadows. Nice, wooded, lake view acreage.TOO GOOD TO PASS UP!
DIRECTIONS:
From Knoxville I-40, Kingston Exit 352, S. on 58, R. on River Road(304) about 13 miles R into Indian Shadows.Halfmoon Shores, stay on Indian Shadows Dr. past Meigs Co. Line Property on L, SOP