HENLEY POINT ON WATTS BAR LAKE

LOOKING FOR A GREAT HOUSE ON WATTS BAR LAKE WITH YEAR ROUND WATER FOR UNDER $395,000?









THIS COULD BE THE HOUSE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR!!!!

11O HENLEY POINT, KINGSTON, TENNESSEE

Bubba Ray Ain't No Dummy

Bubba Ray was stopped by a game warden on Watts Bar Lake recently with two buckets of fish leaving a location well known for its fishing.







The game warden asked Bubba Ray, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"






Bubba Ray replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."






"Pet fish?" the warden replied.






"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to Watts Bar Lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."






"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"






Bubba Ray looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."






"Okay, I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious now.






Bubba Ray poured the fish into Watts Bar Lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to Bubba Ray and said:






"Well?"






"Well, What?" Bubba Ray responded.






"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.






"Call who back?" Bubba Ray asked.






"The FISH."

"What fish?" Bubba Ray asked

East Shore Dr. Lot 80 Grande Vista Bay REDUCED!!!!

$37,900.00

EAST SHORE DRIVE LOT 80 in GRANDE VISTA BAY

This is the best deal in Grand Vista Bay for a Watts Bar Lake view lot. Check it out.

Reduced below market value. Owner is ready to sale. This is a great deal in a fantstic lakefront development.Beautiful wooded, level Watts Bar Lake View, Grande Vista Bay lot, Great building site. Ideal for rancher.

Enjoy all that Grande Vista Bay has to offer.boat slips, boat launch, pool and fantastic club house....BRING YOUR HOUSE PLANS!!!

IT'S A LIFESTYLE,WATTS BAR LAKE

Watts Bar Lake Cottage

125 BARRIE LANE
KINGSTON, TENNESSEE

Have you been looking for that special place on Watts Bar Lake that you have been dreaming about for years but did not think you could afford it? This could well be the place you are looking for and for only $219,900. This is a very nice cottage on a very private cove off of the Clinch River with a very level lot. Only three miles from I-40 and minutes from Turkey Creek shopping.

Bubba Ray and Lonnie Rent A Boat

Bubba Ray and Lonnie rent a boat and go fishing.

They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore.

Bubba Ray says to the Lonnie, "I hope you marked the spot where we caught all those fish." Lonnie replies, "Yes, I marked an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot." Bubba Ray says to Lonnie sharply, "You idiot. How do you know we'll get the same boat?"

Bubba Ray Nad Lonnie Fishing Trip

Bubba Ray and Lonnie go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, Bubba Ray catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed. Lonnie turns to the Bubba Ray and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"

The Bubba Ray says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

RETIRE ON WATTS BAR LAKE

THIS WOODED WATTS BAR LAKEFRONT LOT IS A NEW LISTING. IDEAL FOR THE PERSON LOOKING FOR A QUIET AND PEACEFUL PLACE TO BUILD THAT DREAM RETIREMENT HOME. 130 FEET OF WATTS BAR LAKE FRONTAGE. GENTLY SLOPING WOODED LOT. ACROSS THE LAKE FROM TENNESSEE NATIONAL. BRING YOUR HOUSE PLANS AN BUILD THAT LAKEFRONT CABIN THAT YOU HAVE ALWAYS DREAMED OF. FISH IN THE MORNINGS AND REST IN THE EVENINGS WITH A GREAT VIEW OF WATTS BAR LAKE. TAKE IT EASY. TAKE TIME TO ENJOY YOUR SURROUNDINGS.

LAKE VIEW LOT IN GRANDE VISTA BAY

THIS IS A NEW LISTING IN GRANDE VISTA BAY. BEAUTIFUL WOODED CORNER LOT WITH AN UNOBSCURED VIEW OF BEAUTIFUL WATTS BAR LAKE. ELEVATED LOT WITH GREAT BUILDING SITE WHICH WILL GIVE YOU PANORAMIC VIEWS OF THE MAIN CHANNEL. LUXURIOUS LIVING AND ONLY MINUTES FROM SHOPPING IN TURKEY CREEK.