Bubba Ray Ain't No Dummy

Bubba Ray was stopped by a game warden on Watts Bar Lake recently with two buckets of fish leaving a location well known for its fishing.







The game warden asked Bubba Ray, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"






Bubba Ray replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."






"Pet fish?" the warden replied.






"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to Watts Bar Lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."






"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"






Bubba Ray looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."






"Okay, I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious now.






Bubba Ray poured the fish into Watts Bar Lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to Bubba Ray and said:






"Well?"






"Well, What?" Bubba Ray responded.






"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.






"Call who back?" Bubba Ray asked.






"The FISH."

"What fish?" Bubba Ray asked