Bubba Ray and Lonnie Fishing On Watts Bar Lake

Bubba Ray and Lonnie went fishing on Watts Bar Lake as they often do. While they were out in their boat, Lonnie suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked Bubba Ray, "Bubba Ray, how does this boat float?"

Bubba Ray replied, "Don't rightly know Lonnie."






A little later, Lonnie looked at Bubba Ray and asked, "Bubba Ray, how do fish breath underwater?"






Once again Bubba Ray replied, "Don't rightly know Lonnie."

A little later Lonnie asked Bubba Ray, "Bubba Ray, why is the sky blue?"






Again, Bubba Ray replied, "Don't rightly know Lonnie."






Finally, Lonnie asked Bubba Ray, "Bubba Ray, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?"






Bubba Ray replied, "Of course not, Lonnie. If you don't ask questions, you never learn nothin'."