Bubba Ray and Lonnie Talk About Fishing

Bubba Ray and Lonnie are talking about fishing.

 Bubba says to Lonnie , "I ain’t NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me, ever again!"

"That bad, huh" Lonnie says.

"She did everything wrong! She did everything wrong! She talked too much, made the boat rock constantly, tried to stand up in the boat, baited the hook wrong, used the wrong lures and WORST of all she caught more fish than me!"

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Bubba Ray and Lonnie Fishing On Watts Bar Lake

Bubba Ray and Lonnie went fishing on Watts Bar Lake as they often do. While they were out in their boat, Lonnie suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked Bubba Ray, "Bubba Ray, how does this boat float?"

Bubba Ray replied, "Don't rightly know Lonnie."






A little later, Lonnie looked at Bubba Ray and asked, "Bubba Ray, how do fish breath underwater?"






Once again Bubba Ray replied, "Don't rightly know Lonnie."

A little later Lonnie asked Bubba Ray, "Bubba Ray, why is the sky blue?"






Again, Bubba Ray replied, "Don't rightly know Lonnie."






Finally, Lonnie asked Bubba Ray, "Bubba Ray, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?"






Bubba Ray replied, "Of course not, Lonnie. If you don't ask questions, you never learn nothin'."

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Bubba Ray Ain't No Dummy

Bubba Ray was stopped by a game warden on Watts Bar Lake recently with two buckets of fish leaving a location well known for its fishing.







The game warden asked Bubba Ray, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"






Bubba Ray replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."






"Pet fish?" the warden replied.






"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to Watts Bar Lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."






"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"






Bubba Ray looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."






"Okay, I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious now.






Bubba Ray poured the fish into Watts Bar Lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to Bubba Ray and said:






"Well?"






"Well, What?" Bubba Ray responded.






"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.






"Call who back?" Bubba Ray asked.






"The FISH."

"What fish?" Bubba Ray asked

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